so this pornstar in montreal killed and dismembered this guy and sent his foot and hand to the goverment and the rest of the limbs are still in the mail apparently and he filmed himself killing the guy and dismembering the body
welcome to canada
But it’s not like she ate him..
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
A choice for both drivers and the sexually active.
lets play “which download link is the real one”
what a spoiled brat i think i might revoke his feeding privileges for the next 2 months
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Stark tower looks like a fucking llama.
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
- mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
- me: i am juliet
- me: and he is my romeo
- mom:
- me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
My name is Jennifer, I'm 18. I love animals, winter, and purple. I live in the USA, in Florida. Hit up my ask anytime (:
